chekhov:

In health class we were given sheets of paper and told to write a message we would want someone of the opposite sex to know

She read some examples

The girls were like: “Hey can you please not treat me like shit”

The boys were like: “Spray tans look ugly I hate when girls wear too much makeup and don’t lead me on.”

blloooooo:

omfg i did not fucking expect that

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

People were really happy to see Ted happy after all this time. He’s probably suffered the most of all the characters on the show. He’s been punched around literally and figuratively, and I think there was some relief seeing him happy and with a person who loves his jokes and got his weird things because she has her own weird things. It’s just the happiness of someone you care about. I think that speaks to something really nice. That people care about him, they care about the show and want him to be okay.
- Josh Radnor

(Source: neuralmente)

We must go on and recognize the real Giver. It is madness not to. Because, if we do not, we shall be relying on human beings. And that is always going to let us down. The best of them will make mistakes; all of them will die. We must be thankful to all the people who have helped us, we must honour them and love them. But never, never pin your whole faith on any human being: not if he is the best and wisest in the whole world. There are lots of nice things you can do with sand: but do not try building a house on it.

C.S. Lewis (Mere Christianity)

upgraders:

it’s kinda f**cked up that 4 of the most famous artists in the world were named after the ninja turtles 

anniethecat:

the fact that Harry always refers to his parents as Lily and James and not Mum and Dad is just so sad because he never got to call them that 

watsonsdick:

So Sherlock even does Halloween now with his Watsons

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